One day we were at home rehearsing When we heard a funny noise Opened the backdoor to find out It was a dude with a British voice Stood there, said his name was James Corden And we hadn’t heard of him
He told me he built a time machine Described all the things he’d seen, yeah And he said:
“I’ve been to the year 2019 You won’t believe who the new President is It’s the guy who hosts The Apprentice And it’s pretty weird, super weird”
He showed us the future through the portal And we saw everything Spider-Man, and another one, and another one And another one Found out there’s a mascot called Gritty He made us terrified
We thought the future would be the best So what’s new with Kanye West? Yeah (Uhhh…) He said:
“I’ve been to the year 2019 TV has changed, now it’s all on your cell phone You can filter any photo Look! I’m a dog, a sexy dog”
I took a trip to 2019 Twitter sucks, Instagram is thriving Everybody’s wearing really tight jeans You’ll be married (That’s surprising) I took a trip to 2019 So many brand-new milks we’re trying: Cashew, almond, flax milk, oat milk Rice milk, soy milk, hemp, and goat milk I took a trip to 2019 Lonely Kevin’s still the best meme Everybody is obsessed with flossing
He said that Blockbuster is shut down And Apple makes watches now, yeah I’ve been to the year 2019 Fyre Fest was a total disaster And The Rock is now a big actor Box office champ, Dwayne Johnson (Hey, hey, hey, hey) I said:
“I’ve been to the year 2019 There’s dogs on planes, for emotional reasons The Kardashians have had 15 seasons They’re everywhere, we’re keeping up I’ve been to the year 2019 Some things have changed, but it still can get better And our band is back together and doing fine, doing fine”