I don’t wanna wear that It only makes me look fat Time to tone my thighs– gotta lose another size, yeah! What a way to wanna be
Exfoliate–look great! Feel guilty ’bout what you ate You’re buyin’ all the books– to learn the latest looks, yeah What a way to wanna be
We like to buy, we like to spend, to keep up with the latest trend But we don’t get no satisfaction living like a slave to fashion No more thinking for yourself, just get it off a shelf
[Chorus:] Oh–oh, why be perfect–no–oh, it’s not worth it Don’t be so obsessed–c’mon give it a rest This is not some contest–just do your best ‘Cause no–oh body’s perfect! What a way to wanna be
Moisturize, exercise, erase the rings around your eyes Cover what you can, get a Coppertone tan, yeah What a way to wanna be!
Stabilize the mood you’re in– you’re back on diet food again Bigger is the best, but only in the chest, yeah! What a way to wanna be
We like to buy, we like to spend, to keep up with the latest trend But we don’t get no satisfaction living like a slave to fashion No more thinking for yourself, just get it off a shelf
[Repeat Chorus]
It’s so very–unnecessary Yeah, how insane–to be so vain It’s so synthetic–I just don’t get it I don’t get it, baby, yeah, yeah
Don’t be so obsessed–c’mon give it a rest This is not some contest–just do your best ‘Cause no–oh body’s perfect!
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Oh, no–oh body’s perfect No–oh, it’s not worth it Don’t be so obsessed (No–oh body’s perfect) This is not some contest (No–oh body’s perfect) Perfect! What a way to wanna be