Your Horoscope For Today

Young, Dumb & Ugly

You’re Pitiful

You Make Me

You Don’t Take Your Showers

You Don’t Love Me Anymore

Yoda Chant

Yoda

Word Crimes

Won’t Eat Prunes Again

Why Does This Always Happen To Me?

White & Nerdy

When I Was Your Age

Whatever You Like

Weasel Stomping Day

We Got The Beef

Wanna B Ur Lovr

Waffle King

Vulture

Virus Alert

Velvet Elvis

Unicorn

UHF

Twister

Truck Drivin’ Song

Trigger Happy

Trash Day

Trapped In The Drive-Thru

Traffic Jam

Toothless People

TMZ

This Is The Life

Theme From Rocky XIII (The Rye Or The Kaiser)

The White Stuff

The Weird Al Show Theme

The Saga Begins

The Plumbing Song

The North Korea Polka (Please Don’t Nuke Us)

The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)

The Night Santa Went Crazy

The Hot Rocks Polka

The Hamilton Polka

The Check’s In The Mail

The Brain Song

The Brady Bunch

The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota

The Ballad Of Kent Marlow

The Alternative Polka

That Boy Could Dance

Talk Soup

Take The “L” Out Of Liver

Take Me To The Liver

Take Me Down

Taco Grande

Tacky

Syndicated Inc.

Super Duper Party Pony

Such A Groovy Guy

Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White

Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me

Stop Draggin’ My Car Around

Spy Hard

Sports Song

Spatula City

Spam

Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut

Snails

Snack All Night

Smells Like Nirvana

Slime Creatures From Outer Space

Skipper Dan

Sir Isaac Newton Vs. Bill Nye

Since You’ve Been Gone

She Never Told Me She Was A Mime

She Drives Like Crazy

Shark

School Cafeteria – Version 2

School Cafeteria – Version 1

Ringtone

Ricky

RealRadio 104.1

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

Poodle

Polkas On 45

Polkarama!

Polkamon

Polka Your Eyes Out

Polka Power!

Polka Patterns

Polka Party!

Polka Face

Pigeons

Phony Calls

Peter And The Wolf

Perform This Way

Party In The CIA

Party At The Leper Colony

Pancreas

Pacman

One Of Those Days

One More Minute

Ode To A Superhero

Now That’s What I Call Polka!

Nobody Here But Us Frogs

Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me

Nature Trail To Hell

My Own Eyes

My Bologna

My Baby’s In Love With Eddie Vedder

Mr. Popeil

Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung

Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies

Mission Statement

Midnight Star

Melanie

Matter Of Crust

Lousy Haircut

Living With A Hernia

Livin’ In The Fridge

Like A Surgeon

Let The Pun Fit The Crime

Let Me Be Your Hog

Leisure Suit Serenade

Laundry Day

Lasagna

Lame Claim To Fame

King Of Suede

Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion

Jurassic Park

Jerry Springer

Jackson Park Express

It’s Still Billy Joel To Me

It’s My World (And We’re All Living In It)

It’s All About The Pentiums

Isle Thing

Inactive

Iguana

If That Isn’t Love

If I Could Make Love To A Bottle

I’m So Sick Of You

I’ll Sue Ya

I’ll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement )

I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead

I Was Only Kidding

I Want A New Duck

I Think I’m A Clone Now

I Remember Larry

I Love Rocky Road

I Lost On Jeopardy

I Can’t Watch This

Hummingbirds

Hooked On Polkas

Homer And Marge

Holiday Greetings 1988

Holiday Greetings 1987

Hit Me With A Rock

Hey, Hey, We’re The Monks

Here’s Johnny

Headline News

Harvey The Wonder Hamster

Hardware Store

Happy Birthday

Handy

Gump

Green Eggs And Ham

Gravy On You

Grapefruit Diet

Gotta Boogie

Good Old Days

Good Enough For Now

Girls Just Want To Have Lunch

Germs

George Of The Jungle

Genius In France

Generic Blues

Gee, I’m A Nerd

Gandhi II

Free Delivery

Frank’s 2000″ TV

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food medley as performed in 1985 – 12

food medley as performed in 1985 – 11

food medley as performed in 1985 – 10

food medley as performed in 1985 – 09

food medley as performed in 1985 – 08

food medley as performed in 1985 – 07

food medley as performed in 1985 – 06

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food medley as performed in 1985 – 04

food medley as performed in 1985 – 03

food medley as performed in 1985 – 02

food medley as performed in 1985 – 01

Foil

Flatbush Avenue

First World Problems

Finale

Fatter

Fat

Fast Food

Everything You Know Is Wrong

eBay

Eat It

Dr. Demento’s 15th Anniversary Special

Dr. Demento Radio Promo

Don’t Wear Those Shoes

Don’t Download This Song

Dog Eat Dog

Do I Creep You Out

Dead Car Battery Blues

Dare To Be Stupid

Crampton Comes Alive

Craigslist

Couch Potato

Confessions Part III

Cockroaches

CNR

Close But No Cigar

Christmas Memories Of “Weird Al” Yankovic

Christmas At Ground Zero

Chicken Pot Pie

Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios

Cavity Search

Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Introduction

Captain Underpants Theme Song

Canadian Idiot

Callin’ In Sick

Cable TV

Buy Me A Condo

Burger King

Buckingham Blues

Born To Be Mild

Bohemian Polka

Bob

Belvedere Cruising

Bedrock Anthem

Beat On The Brat

Bad Hombres, Nasty Women

Baby Likes Burping

Avocado

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars

Another Tattoo

Another One Rides The Bus

Angry White Boy Polka

Amoeba

Amish Paradise

Alligator

Alimony

Albuquerque

Airline Amy

Addicted To Spuds

Achy Breaky Song

Aardvark

A Matter Of Crust

A Complicated Song

(This Song’s Just) Six Words Long