[Twan:]
Damn!
[Men:]
Oh!
[Twan:]
You see that dunk? Nigga, that shit was off the chain! Now that’s what I’m takin’ about, looks like your boy Twan is about to get paid!
[Man:]
Nigga, go ‘head on
[Twan:]
Tell ’em, Sylvester! That shit was furious!
[Sylvester:]
Nigga, you see this razor to my head? You better back up, it ain’t that serious
[Twan:]
Oh, my bad
[Sylvester:]
Now, man, sit down, T., and talk to me, what was that shit you was sayin’ to me about a mysterious phone call?
[Narrator:]
While Twan sits down in a chair and gives Sylvester what he calls the script, let’s take it out to the streets where Pimp Lucius is with his hoes on the strip
[Pimp Lucius:]
Hu-hu-hu-huddle. I say, b-b-b-b-b-bitches, huddle. L-listen to me, now… Ah, somebody grab Nocea… (“Come on, Nocea”) …and turn her ass around. (“This way, girl”) Now, Pimp Lucius is at a loss, and somebody gotta pay the cost. One of you bitches been comin’ up sh-sh-short.
A-a-and I ain’t no dummy. Bitch better have my m-mm-mmmm… Shit! Y’all know what I’m sayin’. Y’all gon’ m-m-m-mess around and make me slap y’all ass like I did Tina, and I ain’t playin’
[Narrator:]
Whoa, meanwhile, between while, let’s go back to the barbershop, where the game is over and Twan won, and it looks like he done won a lot
[Sylvester:]
Well, my man, how much is it gon’ be?
[Twan:]
Hold on, Sylvester, you ain’t gotta pay for nothin’, G
[Sylvester:]
Hmm?
[Twan:]
‘Cause I got you and me, yeah… fools
[Narrator:]
Now Sylvester and Twan is leavin’ up out the barbershop, continuing the conversation about the mysterious phone call that they both got
[Twan:]
So I’m like, “How much I’m I gettin’ paid?” You know what I’m sayin’?
[Sylvester:]
After that, what did they say?
[Twan:]
Man, they was on some old “Answer a couple questions about some people…”
[Sylvester:]
Wait, did they say my name?
[Twan:]
Man, no. Why?
[Sylvester:]
‘Cause I got the same phone call; some guy
[Twan:]
Yeah, sound kinda like he funny
[Sylvester:]
Yup
[Twan:]
But I don’t care, long as I get this money, you know what I’m sayin’?
[Sylvester:]
Nigga, you already know… wait a minute
[Twan:]
What?
[Sylvester:]
Aw, look at this here
[Twan:]
What?
[Sylvester:]
Pimp Lucius
[Pimp Lucius:]
You know I gets my pimpin’ on…
[Twan:]
Oh, shit, ain’t that your dude?
[Pimp Lucius:]
Yeah, I be pimpin’ all these hoes…
[Sylvester:]
Fool, that was way back in high school
[Pimp Lucius:]
You knows I get my pimp… Wait. Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait. Sylvester, is that you-you-you-you-you?
[Sylvester:]
What up, Lucius?
[Pimp Lucius:]
That’s Pimp… Lucius! Don’t get it twisted
[Twan:]
Man, he can call you whatever the hell he want…
[Sylvester:]
Twan…
[Pimp Lucius:]
Ain’t nobody talkin’ to you, Macho Man
[Twan:]
Man, you Don Juan knock-off, man, I will bust a cap in your…
[Sylvester:]
Twan…
[Pimp Lucius, taking crane stance:]
Waaaaaaahhh…! You don’t want none of this, motherfucker. I will kick your face off, hit you in your face with your face, nigga
[Sylvester:]
Twan…
[Pimp Lucius:]
Now, back up
[Sylvester:]
Twan, let me holler at you
[Twan:]
Ooh…
[Pimp Lucius:]
Yeah, that’s right, you better tell him. I’m a pimp, never been a wimp!
[Ho:]
Daddy, are you okay?
[Pimp Lucius:]
D-d-d-don’t touch my arm, bitch, you gon’ make me lose my balance
[Twan:]
Ooh, Sylvester, man, I started to…
[Sylvester:]
You started to what? Catch another case? Now, what did you promise me? (Twan sighs) What did you promise me?
[Twan:]
All right, all right, all right… I was gon’ chill
[Sylvester:]
That’s right
[Pimp Lucius:]
L-l-l-look like they about to kiss or somethin’
[Twan:]
Man, I will…
[Sylvester:]
Now, man, never mind that fool. Besides, I’m hungry, let’s go get a meal, on you
[Twan:]
Hmm?
[Sylvester:]
What? You the one with all the money
[Twan:]
Yeah, but I paid for your haircut
[Sylvester:]
Yeah, I’ma call you Donald Trump right now
[Twan:]
Yeah, Sylvester, you real funny…
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