[T-Pain:] Hey hey, T-Swizzle T-Swizzle And T-Pizzle T-Pizzle
[Taylor Swift:] I’m like 8 foot 4 Blond hair to the floor You shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore No I ain’t got a gun No I never really been in a club Still live with my parents but I’m still a thug
I’m so gangster you can find me baking cookies at night You out clubbing but I just made caramel delight T-Swift and T-Pain rapping on the same track It’s a thug story, tell me can you handle that?
[T-Pain and Taylor:] I had a dream last night
[Taylor Swift:] I had high-top Nikes I had
[T-Pain and Taylor:] Diamonds in my mouth And diamonds on my mic
[Taylor Swift:] By the time I woke I was singing
[T-Pain:] I’m on a boat
[Taylor Swift:] ‘Cause I’m a singer turned rapper
[T-Pain:] Shorty I’m a make ya
[Taylor Swift:] Straight to the top, yo
[T-Pain:] Shorty I’m a take ya
[Taylor Swift:] You can call me T-Sweezy Now I’m a rap star
[T-Pain:] Hey, it’s a thug story Now tell ’em who you are Singer turned gangster
[Taylor Swift:] You don’t wanna fight me
[T-Pain:] Straight to the top
[Taylor Swift:] In my extra small white tee
[T-Pain:] T-Swift and T-Pain all up on the same track It’s a thug story now can you get with that?
[Taylor Swift (T-Pain):] What, what, I knit sweaters, yo! What, what, don’t test me Hey, hold on, hold on I didn’t even say anything I didn’t even s— (What?) I said, “Yo.” (Yup) You guys bleeped me and I didn’t even say anything I didn’t swear (She didn’t even swear) Hello? Ugh!