[Liam:] Harry does fall a lot on stage And he likes women of a certain a-a-age (OPs)
[Louis:] We were once five And now we’re four
[Niall:] I fell over playing golf And it was sore-or-or (oh no Niall)
[Harry:] Everyone in the world has seen us (maybe) But now we’re taking a break
[All:] Louis forgets all his words when we’re singing When Liam’s phone bleeps it’s Simon ringing And everyone has a 1D doll Now you know Oh oh (oh oh) Now you know That’s what makes us 1D!