Skit – Genius English TranslationsBy [English translation:][Jin:]Billboard No. 1 singer is entering[J-hope:]Oh wow, you called the No. 1 singers![V:]Happy birthday, too![J-hope:]Oh, right wow, No. 1 on your birthday![Jung Kook:]Oh, yes[Jin:]Guess you don’t need a birthday gift![Jung Kook:]This… this doesn’t make any sense[RM:]We should gift ourselves with something[J-hope:]This is the biggest gift![Jung Kook:]This is the best gift of my life… what… what just happened…[J-hope:]So the announcement was today? September 1st?[Jung Kook:]This is a double celebration[RM:]They say it’s Saturday[*SUGA enters*][SUGA:]Oh, I’m sorry Billboard No. 1 singer has arrived too late. I went to bathroom[J-hope:]Hahaha! [*clapping hands*] I told you![RM:]Tell us how you feel![SUGA:][*censored*][*laughter*][Jin:]Okay, that was fantastic![SUGA:]Can you treat Billboard No. 1 singer like this? No seat?[RM:]There are six No. 1 singers who arrived earlier than you![SUGA:]It fixed my health[RM:]How was it yesterday? I went to sleep early, calmly[SUGA:]I felt healthier[J-hope:]I was late to see it too[Jin:]I saw what Namjoon sent me, and had a drink right away, and went to bed[RM:]I sent it to the group chat![SUGA:]I could’t sleep at all[RM:]Nobody said anything! Were these guys asleep?![SUGA:]Sorry, I was crying[Jung Kook:]I honestly didn’t know it was today[V:]Me neither, I didn’t know it was today[Jimin:]I thought it was this evening[Jin:]I thought it was 1:00 PM or something[Jimin:]I was thinking it would be great… to get No. 1[*SUGA sighs*][RM:]Why, you wanna retire all of a sudden?[V:]Go ahead, have announcement now![RM:]This skit will be legendary[SUGA:]I’m gonna do music until I die[*laughter*][RM:]Musician-for-life announcement![J-hope:]Are we going for a drink? Or what?[V:]We should[SUGA:]Let’s have quick short drinking[RM:]Yeah why not[V:]Billboard No. 1 singer couldn’t get today’s dance practice canceled[J-hope:]Dance practice canceled?[SUGA:]We should dance[J-hope:]Okay let’s make it short and sweet[Jung Kook:]What’s for today?[Jimin:]“No More Dream.” Guys, don’t worry[RM:]No, we are doing “back to first mindset” project, practicing “No More Dream” when we’re No. 1[SUGA:]First intention? What first intention!?[RM:]No hyung, look. How cool is it? Billboard No. 1 singers practice their debut song on the day of No. 1 announcement?[V:]Write that into a song[RM:]How? [*rapping*] I practiced “No More Dream” today, too![Jimin:]That is interesting though, practicing “No More Dream” today[SUGA:]Ahh… for real… Do we really have to do rehearsal today?[RM:]I woke up in the morning seeing the news and…[Jimin:]It’s so great. You guys are so great![RM:]You are![Jin:]You are![J-hope:]No, what’s so great about No. 1…[SUGA:]It’s regrettable if you say so[Jimin:]I want to do stage so bad seeing this[RM:]Hoba, don’t you think this is what happiness is like?[fade] www.pillowlyrics.com419786497975 88k 20