New Rules For COVID Dating – Dua Lipa (feat. James Corden)
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What a year for dating, crazy Nothin’ is the way it was People textin’ exes sex pics From the basement at their mom’s
If you have human contact Don’t know what you’ll contract So your first date’s always on Zoom (Oh) You just wish you could just go out Get a little naughty Girl, you’re drunk on FaceTime WiFi’s gettin’ sloppy
There’s no bars, there’s no school Poundin’ claws in a kitty pool Thirsty slides through DMs Now you landed in their close friends
No matter how you try to break through It all feels like a waste of time When you’ve gotten your face off Netflix Hulu, HBO, and Prime
Now you’re lookin’ ready Though, it’s low-key scary Check your drip and grab your Lysol (Oh)
If you’re ever gonna see another person’s body [?] your forehead, you’re a total hottie
Wear a mask, wash your hands It’s not like you have other plans It’s awkward, but it’s cool Following all these COVID rules (COVID rules)
One: Get in the zone, no more doing edibles at home alone Two: Start the Instagram Got a background check if you wanna slam Three: Up your waxin’ game No one’s seen you naked since February And if you hate it all, watch out if you start to cough I got new rules for dating Six feet apart, no mating No more procrastinating These are the rules for dating One: There’s a new fanbase, that’s when you get to see their lower face Two: Right before you touch, Purell until your hands get rough Three: Just seal the deal, you better hope you lick ’em when you wake up in the morning You’re feelin’ numb, it’s you, your hand, and OnlyFans
We’ve got rules for dating Safety is stimulating It’s your neighbors you’re saving You’ll get that touch you’re craving Just follow these rules for dating