Oh, my goodness What have I done Oh no I can’t believe it It’s like I’ve got the whole world in my palm And I’m ready to drop bombs
Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca Rebecca It’s the village in New York right next to the Tribeca That’s my sector Homosexual dissector Come again rewind selector
I said nice rectum I had a vasectomy Hector So you can’t get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya Hannibal Lecter into guy sex and I bet ya I tantalize ya in less than five seconds I get ya
They say once bitten and twice shy Well lie next to the guy With nine ecstasy pills and five extra boxes of ribbed condoms in quantities Why yes sir I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser
That’s my kinda vibe what else should I try Lester Drop-kick the bitch before her second trimester Perform the home abortion with Dexter Then I guess I’ll dig her fetus out With a wire hanger then digest her
I guess it’s time for you to hate me again Let’s begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end The world is just my medicine ball you’re all in
I said I guess it’s time for you to hate me again Let’s begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end My medicine ball you’re in my medicine ball friends
All my West Side bitches throw it up Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef and blow it up Man I think that he just fell off the deep end, sure enough So you better change the station to keep from throwing up
Man you seen it all before you’re all too familiar with it There’s a penis on the floor and two balls so you know who did it You know you with it girl don’t front, oh no you didn’t I won’t rape all the Pussycat Dolls? Nicole you kidding?
I’ll pee on Rihanna See man I do what I wanna Spray perfume in the sauna room Crazy-gluing Madonna To the La-Z-Boy sofa Fold her in two then sit on her Imagine a visual for that man
Who would’ve thought I could ever be such a relentless prick Unleashing his vengeance But the chick’s so old She looks like she outlived a life sentence I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive If you weren’t so defensive It wouldn’t be You’re so sensitive
I guess it’s time for you to hate me again Let’s begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end The world is just my medicine ball you’re all in
I said I guess it’s time for you to hate me again Let’s begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end My medicine ball you’re in my medicine ball friends
Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand Here you need a hand, big man, grab hold of this branch With both hands, man they don’t understand I’m just a sick man
Now everybody’s pissed at me like it’s my fault His name rhymes with so many different words Jeeze So one last time, Mister Christopher Reeves Won’t you break it down for me and just spit the verse please
Eminem I’m coming to kill you Always hated you and I still do You’ll never fill my shoes My Superman costume Doesn’t even fit you they don’t feel you
You’re taking this shit too far Who d’you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoire Every day I hate you more and more Throw down the cardboard Let’s break-dance if you think you’re hardcore
I guess it’s time for you to hate me again Let’s begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end The world is just my medicine ball you’re all in
I said I guess it’s time for you to hate me again Let’s begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end My medicine ball you’re in my medicine ball friends