[T-Pain:] Oompa loompa doompa dee doo I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa dooma dee dee If you are wise you’ll listen to me If you are wise you’ll listen to me Hey If you are wise you’ll listen to me Hey They said they did it before Wayne, not like this! They tryna stop us, Wayne! They can’t do it, man, this is T-Wayne Tell these fuck niggas that this is what we doompety doo Hahaha, hey! Hey! If you’re fuckin’ with Wayne then you’re gon’ get the T If you are wise you’ll listen to me
If you was wise enough to get wise and wise up and listen You wack niggas wouldn’t sound so fuckin’ insufficient I’m fishin’ for some bitches to give me some Southern fixins Fucked her good and when I finished, left her belly button glistenin’ This isn’t just one of them rappin’ R&B niggas I’m fuckin’ with Tha Bizness, some of the hardest beat rippers Fuckin’ with Lil Wayne then you’re gon’ get the T If you are wise you’ll listen to me It’s like oompa loompa, I am on my new job Gettin’ at your girlfriend, liftin’ up her tube top Call your lady super lube, givin’ niggas lube jobs I’m Teddy Pain, my money long like a tube sock I’m cold as fuck but I am also what and who’s hot So I’m obligated to authorize what and who’s not You think I’m wack, but one day you’re gon’ see If you are wise you’ll listen to me
[Lil Wayne:] Straight out the backseat of the dually with the toolie I am truly unruly, mic check, one two me It is money mouth colder Smokin’ like runnin’ hot water Better yet like runnin’ hot lava I am somethin’ like a barber ’cause I’ll cut your fuckin’ head off And if I’m in the buildin’, I’ve been mothafuckin’ paid off Let me take my shades off so I can fuckin’ see, and bitch If you are wise you’ll listen to me Yeah, shawty got that rebel rap Where-where-where your shovel at? I take a trip to hell and nigga I’ma bring the devil back And if you want some trouble I can have my people schedule that Damn your face clear, that’s ’cause it’s up in Reynold’s Wrap This ain’t no Nintendo rap ’cause I don’t play no games Bitch I murder, kill, rob, steal, and fuck on the same watch That mean at the same time, and my nina sang fine And I got that alto, that’s that T-Pain kind