I’m ready… ready as anybody can be I’m ready… ready as anybody can be Now I’m ready for you I hope you’re ready for me I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame That shoot tombstone bullets… wearin’ balls and chain I’m drinkin’ TNT… I’m smokin’ dynamite I hope some screwball start a fight ‘Cause I’m ready… ready as anybody can be I’m ready for you… I hope you’re ready for me
All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair I know you feels like I ain’t nowhere But stop what your doin’ baby come overhere I’ll prove to you baby… that I ain’t no square Because I’m ready… ready as anybody can be Now I’m ready for you… I hope you’re ready for me
I been drinkin’ gin like never before I feel so good… I want you to know One more drink… I wish you would I takes a whole lotta lovin’ to make me feel good ‘Cause I’m ready… ready as anybody can be Now I’m ready for you… I hope you’re ready for me