Dr. Carter – Lil Wayne

[Lil Wayne and Nurse:]
Where’s my coffee?
Good morning Doctor Carter (hey sweetie)
Looks like it’s gonna be a long day (ah another one, uh? What we got?)
Your first patient (yeah)
Is suffering from a lack of concept (uh-Huh)
Originality (ugh)
His flow is weak (Another one)
And he has no style (Ugh)
What you got for ‘im?

[Lil Wayne:]
OK. Let me put my gloves on and my scrubs on.
Dr.Carter to the rescue. Excuse me if I’m late,
But like a thief it takes time to be this great.
Ah! So just wait. Your style is a disgrace,
Your rhymes are fifth place and I’m just grace.
One, uno, ace
And I’m tryna make your heart beat like bass,
But you’re sweet like cake and I come to fix
Whatever you shall break.
Where is your originality?
You are so fake
So picture me like a gallery.
Capture what I say.
All I need is one mic. All I need is one take.
Like hey, brighter than a sun ray
Got a pistol on a playground.
Watch the gun play like.
No kidding. No kids in the way,
But the kids do watch.
Gotta watch what we say.
Gotta work everyday.
Gotta not be cliché.
Gotta stand out like Andre 3K.
Gotta kick it kick it like the sensei.
You gotta have faith
You gotta gotta
Wait wait I think I—I think I lost him.

[Lil Wayne and Nurse:]
Good afternoon, Dr. Carter.
I don’t know about this one;
His confidence is down.
Vocab and metaphors needs work.
And he lacks respect for the game (uh. Let me see)
You think you can save him?

[Lil Wayne:]
Okay. Respect is in the heart.
So that’s where I’mma start.
And a lot of heart patients don’t make it.
But hey kid
Plural I graduated
‘Cause you could get through anything if Magic made it.
And that was called recycling
Or re-reciting
Something ’cause you just like it
So you say it just like it.
Some say it’s biting
But I say it’s enlightening
Besides Dr. Kanye West is one of the brightest.
And Dr. Swizz can stitch your track up the tightest.
And Dr. Jeezy can fix you back up the nicest.
Arthritis in my hand from writing.
But I’m a doctor
They don’t understand my writing.
So I stop writing.
Now I’m like lighting.
And you ain’t Vince Young so don’t clash with the Titans.
Fast and exciting.
My passion is frightening.
Now let me put some more Vocab in your I.V.
Here take this Vicadin
Like it and love it
And confidence has no budget
So pay me no mind I don’t walk it like I talk it
‘Cause I run it
I don’t do it ’cause I done it
And I’m in the emergency un-it.
God dammit, I’ve lost another one

[Lil Wayne and Nurse:]
Good evening, Dr. Carter.
It’s been a long day,
But this one looks much better than the others.
His respect is back up,
Concepts sound good,
His style is showing strong signs of improvement.
All he needs now is his swagger

[Lil Wayne:]
OK. Let me take gloves off then.
Swagger tighter than a yeast infection.
Fly go hard like geese erection.
Fashion patrol police detection.
I stay tight like Chinese connection.
I stay tight like pussy at night.
Baby don’t get me wrong I could do that pussy right.
But I’m too wrong to write.
Too fresh to fight.
Too paid to freestyle.
Too paid to freestyle.
Had to say it twice
Swagger so nice.
And don’t ask me shit unless it concern a price.
And I don’t rap fast I rap slow.
‘Cause I mean every letter in the words in the sentence of my quotes.
Swagger just flows sweeter than honey oats.
That swagger I got it I wear it like a coat.
Wait, as I put the light down his throat.
I can only see flow.
His blood starting to flow.
His lungs starting to grow.
This one’s starting to show.
Strong signs of life.
Where’s the stitches here’s the knife.
Smack his face, his eyes open.
I reply, “What a night!
Welcome back, hip-hop, I saved your life.”

[Nurse:]
He looks good.
His vitals are up.
He’s looking good,
He’s looking good,
I think we got one.
Dr. Carter, I think we got one.
Yep. Yep, we got one.
We saved him, he’s good, he’s good.
We got one, he’s good
He’s good.
We got ‘im. We saved him, he’s a go, he’s good